BUT WE WON'T
Ladies and Gentlemen, and .. gentleladies and rugged sweaty men -
ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
Pride is back in the lubed up streets of San Francisco the June 26th to put the spring back in your step and the trannies back in your life. Get your best dress on and your dildo in the air, you'll want to look your best when these guys comes flailing down the street!
Now, lets be clear. PRIDE isn't just about supporting the gay community and being drunk in public. It's about loving life! and yourself! and hopefully a few other people while you're at it. 
If you've never been to San Francisco, this is the time to do it. Sure we have amazing music shows... great nightlife, hippies and hipsters but you've never been kissed by a man with boobs the size of his head have you!
In the end, its an amazing party and you'd be a fool to miss it! Drinks and naked chicks all day long, lots of love and lots of crazy.. crazy people. Come join the party!!!! It goes all day, all night, the night before and the morning after. And not to mention the Green Tortoise after party ;')
