Wednesday, February 8. 2012
So it seems some strange contest for the aftermath of the coming apocalypse is already underway. They are setting up a table and looking for skills that most people might find useless in this day and age of smart phones and internet Nigeria scams. But these "celebrities" are so sure that they know what will be needed after the machines take over, or the asteroid hits, or the smurfs show their true colors and come to enslave us all (let's face it we all know the world is coming to an end none of us really knows how, that's all I'm getting at.) There is bound to be some singing, and some dancing, hopefully some well placed explosions, the entertaining kind not the viva la revolution kind. But what this shindig really needs in my humble non "celebrity" opinion, is more cat juggling. Some have said that it's inhumane, but those people have never seen the pampered lives of these aerial acrobatic felines. They not only enjoy a lucrative life from the money they garner being tossed into the air, but they also get plenty of . . . tail. (bet you thought I was gonna say pussy. . . cat) Basically though it seems to be based around peoples talents, so if you have a talent you think is worthy then maybe you should go see what you can accomplish here. And good luck kiddies, those fortunate survivors of the coming apocalypse look forward to being entertained and razzle dazzled by your inane talents. . . I mean insanely talented psychotic. . . oh screw you know what I mean. . . now get out of my head.
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