WILL AUGUST SEVENTH BE THE DAY THAT CHANGES YOUR LIFE?? FOREVER??!?!
IT CAN and WILL if you make the BEST DECISION YOU’VE EVER MADE and ride our 16-day NATIONAL PARKS LOOP!
Yes, you heard right. 16 days of seraphic cruising from one National Park to the next. See Yellowstone, the world’s first national park. Visit God’s triumph over all human intellect and architectural ambition, Zion National Park. Revel in heart-stopping rapture as you watch the earth unveil its grandest designs at the Grand Canyon. Witness over a dozen such natural wonders all of which will render you speechless and awed.
You’ll see the best nature America has to offer, and all in the luxury and leisure of our cozy, spacious GREEN ADVENTURE TORTOISE BUS. Do you enjoy our BALLROOM’S laid back party atmosphere? Well imagine that same ambience, but on wheels, and hurtling across this expansive continent towards one natural national treasure after the other.
So what have you planned that could possibly exceed the excitement of this opportunity? I’ll tell you: NOTHING. Not only that, but this trip’s only $66 dollars a day, which includes most of your meals. That’s less than you’ll spend in San Francisco over a two-hour period!
Get on the bus and SEE AMERICA HAPPEN!
If you have any questions (the only questions you have should be “where do I pay?”), please visit our helpful, smiley front desk persons or head on back to the travel office itself. They’d love to hear from you.